In honor of the U.S. Open Tennis Tournament returning to New York City this week – one of my all-time favorite sporting events to watch – I thought I’d take this opportunity to post about a significant tennis moment in my life. The “anniversary” of this event is coming up, but it really feels like it only happened yesterday. Unfortunately.
My wife and I have not played tennis since.
The incident if ever recounted, is done so in hushed tones.
The wife and I were playing tennis at least once a week. Never in a competitive way, mind you. We simply went out for an hour or so sticking to the baselines, volleying back and forth.
That is…until “The Drop Shot.”
It was an early weeknight when we took to the court. The temperature was 70F. No wind to speak of. No one playing on the court next to us…although there were a couple of guys playing on the court one removed from where we were, so periodically we had to serve as ball persons for each other’s play. Otherwise, absolutely perfect conditions for twilight tennis on a well-kept, public court.
We were about a half-hour into play when it occurred. Mind you, we always kept score even though our shared goal was to extend points, get some good exercise, and enjoy the outdoors.
My wife, a pretty good field hockey player back in her day, was actually beating me in this particular game. She had just returned my shot from deep in her far corner when I executed “The Drop Shot.”
To this day, my wife insists it was because I was losing and consciously wanted to win the point by hitting my shot to land just over the net. My claim to this day is my competitive mind and muscles simply converged in the moment, and I subconsciously went for a winning shot. It was without a doubt the greatest drop shot I’ve ever hit.
It was also my last.
My wife, reacting to my shortened stroke and immediately setting aside our mutual goal to take things easy, attempted to sprint all the way from the back court in a spectacularly athletic yet predictably futile fashion to reach the ball in time.
Futile intersected with fall.
My wife went down several feet from the net in a full-on, concrete face plant.
I thought she was dead.
Mind you I was gratified to have won the point, but I decided to check on my wife first before retrieving the ball. As I got to her, she was rolling onto her side and making low, unintelligible sounds…which indicated she was, a) alive and, b) able to move.
“You OK? What hurts?
“My hand.”
“Just your hand. Great!”
“Great? No, not great. It hurts. A lot. I think I BROKE it.”
This is when I switched into ultra-positive mode. Knowing my wife as I do, it would be important to assure her she was OK, and that hand of hers would be fine with some rest and TLC. She’s as tough a trooper as I know, but in accident situations with anyone I always feel it is important to deflate any thoughts of potentially more serious injuries. Getting stressed about what may or may be wrong certainly doesn’t make anyone feel any better.
It did seem like her hand did take the brunt of the impact with the court. This was a good thing, because her head was next in line if that hand had not been extended to break her fall. The question now…was the hand actually BROKEN?
I quickly got her to her feet and into our car so, if nothing else, to reassure those guys playing nearby a hearse would indeed not be required. There was some concern on my part they might have seen my wife’s plunge.
I drove her to a Wawa convenience store (one we don’t normally frequent) to get some much-needed ice for her injury. I left her in the car briefly, returning as quickly as I could with an ice-cold drink for her, ice for her hand…and a TV Guide.
“You thought about the TV Guide during THIS?”
“It’s next week’s edition. I got it early!”
Uh-oh. She’s not laughing anymore.
Moments later, as I was getting her cooled down and set-up in a more comfortable position for the drive home, I was trying to adjust the angle of her seat to make her a bit more comfortable…when I almost made her horizontal as the seat control got away from me.
She actually managed a laugh about that, watching me being flustered getting the seat corrected.
Good sign. Laughter really IS the best medicine.
Until the next day of course, when her hand looked like one of those cartoon character balloons in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade.
Off to the doctor. Then the hospital. Multiple X-rays. No break. Bad sprain. Two weeks of rest.
Since then…conversations of “The Drop Shot” usually go like this:
“You know you hit that shot on purpose.”
“I did not. I just reacted in the moment. It was simply instinct. You were so far away, and the shot was there for the taking. I never thought you’d actually try to go get it. I didn’t mean to almost kill you.”
“Well, you almost did.”
“Again, I’m sorry. You know, I really thought you were dead for a second there. I’ll never forget that sight. It was awful.”
“I still can’t believe you bought that TV Guide.”
“I got it early!”
“Idiot.”
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I can’t believe you’re not divorced.
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I can’t either, Fraggle.
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Thanks for sharing that story, I really enjoyed reading your post! (Glad your wife was overall okay after the incident of course). It’s funny, I actually just came back from playing tennis with my boyfriend and I could totally see your exchanges with your wife being similar to ours if we ever got into that situation 😂
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Cathy, that’s pretty ironic you guys were playing tennis and then you wound up reading this today. Just remember – no drop shots! Thanks for stopping by. 🙂
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You should have hidden the TV guide for sure. 🙂
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Yeah, Amy. Looking back on it I should have gotten a bag…
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😆
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Matt, glad you enjoyed…and thanks for stopping by. 🙂
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Laughing more at your predicament, not your wife.
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I think all couples have a story like that…and I’ve heard worse! Glad you’re able to laugh about it, although I’m not sure I hear your wife’s laughter chiming in…
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Belinda, I take some solace in the fact you have heard worse. And no, that’s not my wife’s laughter in the background. Not on this topic…
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You tell an excellent story 😊
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Thank you, Belinda. 🙂
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I like your wife! Loved your story too and I hope she is fully healed.
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Diane, thank you and I’ll pass that on. She did make a complete recovery.
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Table tennis is easier on the joints . . . and on marriages.
Just saying. 😀
Thanks for a well told tale.
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Nancy, I think table tennis is still on the table…as long as I swear to not hit another drop shot.
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Apologies to your wife for laughing, but the fact that she almost broke her hand attempting to return your shot says a lot about her competitive nature. Good thing for you it wasn’t broken, she might have shoved that TV Guide somewhere it didn’t belong.
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Rivergirl, she is very competitive. I have no doubt if she had two good hands the TV Guide would not have survived the trip home.
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Oh, those joyful moments in a marriage that resurrect themselves over and over again. Imagine how much worse the aftermath might have been if your wife had actually broken her wrist! I tried not to laugh while reading the post…but I laughed. I love how you write, Bruce. Don’t tell your wife I’m glad you nailed the drop shot. 🙂
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Jennie, I am glad we could both laugh here in this safe space over this incident. Since my wife doesn’t have as fond of a memory for this event, I will make sure to keep your thoughts on the drop shot between us. 🙂
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Hahaha! Bruce, you are so much like Jim Borden. I hope you follow his blog.
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I’m most surprised that she didn’t want to play as soon as her hand healed, Bruce, to accidentally unleash her hardest serve possible directly at the part of you that decided to buy the TV Guide.
Enjoy watching this U.S. Open these two weeks, sir. I’ve seen majestic Arthur Ashe Stadium up close on road trips to adjacent Citi Field but have yet to be smart enough to actually go watch our national tennis event in person.
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Mark, that TV Guide turned out to be way more expensive than just the cover price. 🙂 I am hoping one day to get up to NYC for a day of tennis – watching only – one of these years.
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Lulu: “Sorry, I got distracted by the tennis ball and missed most of the rest of this post.”
Java Bean: “Me too!”
Charlee: “What is it with dogs and tennis balls?”
Lulu: “What is it with cats and dangly things?”
Chaplin: “Dangly thing? Where?!”
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I totally understand the distraction. The ball is all. 🙂
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Welp, the fact that you two are still together certainly shows how forgiving one of you is. I’ve always thought that tennis is brutal. The cute outfits are a ruse.
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Yes, my wife has become quite the forgiver, Ally. Indeed, tennis is not for the faint of heart, at least not the way we played that day.
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A good one! It is amazing how women and men perceive things. I hope everything healed up nicely.
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Dwight, thankfully my wife’s hand is as good as new.
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Wonderful!
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I didn’t know you could still get TV Guide, in paper form that is! Entertaining read!
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Aaron, they STILL make a print copy (!) in addition to being digitally available.
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Good to know that some things survive.
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This made me laugh (after first checking to see if your wife was okay :)). I love that you wrote about tennis–you may recall from my post on Wimbledon, that my husband and I also loved to play tennis together. But, I never did a faceplant–because unlike your wife, an obvious go-getter and athlete, I never tried that hard.
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Kerry, you made me laugh with that comment.😂 She did make a quick, full recovery. We weren’t supposed to be trying that hard that day either!
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Glad to hear she didn’t break anything. Putting out a hand to break a fall on pavement is exactly how I broke my arm inside the elbow joint. Not a good experience. It’s a good thing she didn’t have to go through anything like that further jeopardizing your marriage. She could have made use of that TV guide though – relaxing on the couch while you brought her meals and did all the housework!
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Sorry about that break, Lois. I am sure that was no fun at all. And, I am sure if my wife’s situation was like yours she would have made very good use of that TV Guide!
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Oh, boy. As bad as a broken hand is, a broken head is much, much worse. At least you two can (kind of) laugh over the whole incident now!
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Mark, fortunately the hand healed up quickly. And yeah, fortunate we can laugh about it now!
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You know how you read something and one line sticks in your head? For me, it’s you buying the TV Guide. I laughed out loud when I read that. Then read it again. Same reaction. Yeah, yeah, glad she’s OK, but you bought a TV Guide…😆
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Lois, she still kids me about buying that to this day. In my defense I was just so surprised I saw the new one was out I just grabbed it along with the ice and drink for her. Thanks for stopping by. 🙂
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Ouch. In spite of your killer instinct in making the shot, it sounds like you handled the aftermath like a true pro. Well, except for the TV Guide thing, maybe.
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Yeah, I should have gotten that TV Guide into a bag and just tossed it in the back seat. She was rather preoccupied with her hand at the time, and probably wouldn’t have given it a second thought. Sigh.
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If I was your wife I’d bring this up every single argument. It’s a drop shot argument winner.
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She does. It is. 🎾
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